What do Ryan Giggs and Imogen Thomas have in common?

I'm not allowed to tell you

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Why is gambling not allowed in Africa?

Because there are too many cheetahs.

What kind of fruit isn't allowed to get married?

A cantaloupe.

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What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

How much liquor does it take before you start telling racist jokes?

For me, it's about three fifths.