What do Ryan Giggs and Imogen Thomas have in common?

I'm not allowed to tell you

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What do you call a place where they don't allow sleeveless shirts?

A gun free zone

Why didn't the principal of the school for the blind allow his students to go duck-hunting?

He knew that some of them wouldn't miss the blind ...

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When is it okay to kick a midget in the balls?

When he tells you that your wife's hair smells good.

What did the apple tell the annoying orange?

Citrus down.