What do Ryan Giggs and Imogen Thomas have in common?

I'm not allowed to tell you

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What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine?

The hippocampus.

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What do you tell the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he picks up a miniature version of his weapons?

Those are the wrong Sais.

What did the surgeon tell Michael Jackson before he changed his skin colour?

Everything's gonna be all white.