What do Ryan Giggs and Imogen Thomas have in common?

I'm not allowed to tell you

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Why aren't dwarves allowed at nudist camps?

They allways stick their nose in other people's business.

How do you confuse a feminist?

Tell her you refuse to allow her to make you a sandwich.

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What does the hippie bum say when you tell him he can no longer sleep on your couch?

Namaste

Where did Putin tell the protesters where to meet?

Crimea River