Who was Michael Jackson?

Son: Dad, is God man or a woman? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God black or white? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God good or bad? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God - Michael Jackson?

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What does a National Geographic magazine or a JC Penney catalog have in common?

Sorry, the punchline is the joke. If you don't get it, ask your dad.

Why was Simba unable to save his dad in the Lion King?

He couldnt Mufasa enough.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How are women like 90 degrees?

They're always right.

What am I?

I start with a v and every woman has one. She can even use me to get what she wants. What am I? I'll post the answer in 10 minutes.

Michael Jackson Jokes More Michael Jackson Jokes

What does Michael Jackson and an xbox have in common?

They are both made of plastic and get turned on by children!

What do Michael Jackson and Jimmy Savile have in common?

they touched some many lives

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

Where does Kanye West like to go with his son?

North West

What did the Oxen say to his son moving out?

Bison

God Jokes More God Jokes

What did God say when he made the first black guy?

Oops I burned one!

Why did god invent whiskey?

x-post /r/drunkjokes) So the Irish would never rule the world