What did Michael Jackson say at the bank?

Make that change"

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How many Vietnam vets does it take to change a lightbulb?

YOU DON'T KNOW, MAN! YOU WEREN'T THERE!

How many people with Alzheimer's did it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a newspaper bag?

One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.

What would Michael Jackson be doing if he were alive right now?

Probably clawing at the inside of his coffin.

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What did Michael Jackson say at the bank?

Make that change"

What do banks and the US government have in common?

They both deal with checks and balances.