What did Michael Jackson say at the bank?

Make that change"

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb in Texas?

They can't. There's a wall.

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

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What did Michael Jackson name his denim store?

Billy Jeans!

What would Michael Jackson be doing if he were alive right now?

Probably clawing at the inside of his coffin.

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Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed

What did the getaway driver do after his accomplice, Rice, robbed the bank?

Pilaf.