What did Michael Jackson almost name his daughter?

Nata-LEE-HEE!

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What is white and inside a baby's diaper?

Michael Jackson's ghost's hand.

Why wasn't Michael Jackson allowed to perform at the children's hospital?

Because he is dead. ((I came up with this joke when I was very tired.))

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What is your relationship with the plaintiff?

A: She is my daughter. Judge: Was she your daughter on February 13 1979

Why is your shirt on wrong?

Daughter: I think you old people call it: "second base"