What did Michael Jackson almost name his daughter?

Nata-LEE-HEE!

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What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing about twenty-eight year olds?

There's 20 of them.

Why is Michael Jackson not able to back into a parking space?

Because he is dead.

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What did the black horse name its daughter?

Sha-neigh-neigh. Thought of it at work.

What did Mr &amp Mrs Rockmelon say to their daughter when she wanted to run off with Johnny Watermelon?

A: But you cantaloupe!