What did Michael Jackson almost name his daughter?

Nata-LEE-HEE!

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Why can't Michael Jackson drive backwards in a car?

Cause he's dead.

What did Michael Jackson say to the Vegetables?

Just beet it

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What's black and married to my daughter?

Nothing because I'm a good parent.

Why are your nails painted two different colors?

Daughter: Dad. It's an accent color. Dad: ... Dad: Can I hear it