What do you call Bruno Mars?

Michael Jackson the third.

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a paper bag?

One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.

What do the racehorse that finished in second and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

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What do you call Bruno Mars?

Michael Jackson the third.

How do I look today?

Bruno Mars: "When I see your faceeee" Girl: "Ok ok I get it."