Why don't they make bouncy houses for adults?

You'd spill your drink.

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Why did the photon stop drinking after traveling 670 million miles?

because Happy Hour ended.

Why do Muslim extremists prefer to drink cappuccino?

Because they hate french press.

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Why can you trust a coffee roaster?

Because he never spills the beans :-)

Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.

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Why don't they make bouncy houses for adults?

You'd spill your drink.

Why didn't you talk to me about renting a bouncy house?

me stops jumping: You would have said no

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What body part do adults have two of and children have four of?

Kidneys.

What are children generally better at then adults?

Giving the pope an errection