Your mom is funny.
The Sunni's are the ones with the Shiite blown out of them.
If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.
I can still turn your mom on.
I FOUND MY MICROSCOPE, now all I need is my lotion and tweezers
Cuz he couldn't see it (Probly already posted but I've never seen it on r/jokes before)
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