What is the dirtiest day of the week?

SaTURDay

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Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What has one eye but can't see?

A blind man... I'll show myself out... TO SEE YOU BACK NEXT WEEK!!

What's the difference between a necrophiliac and someone with a granny fetish?

A couple of weeks

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Where do cows go on Saturday nights?

The slaughter house

What are the 7 Irish drinking holidays?

Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.