What did Johann Sebastian Bach do when someone steam-rolled his organ?

He played a flat baroque piece!

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What do you call a crab that plays baseball?

A pinch hitter.

What bands did they hire to play at the Developmental Disability Conference?

System of a Downs My Chemical Imbalance. Youth In Asia

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What's black and white and black and white and black and white and green?

A skunk rolling down a hill with a pickle in its mouth.

Why do men get erections while they sleep?

So they don't accidentally roll out of bed.

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What did one ovary say to the other one?

What did one ovary say to the other one? "Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."

What's better than two roses on your paino?

Tulips on your organ.