He played a flat baroque piece!
A pinch hitter.
System of a Downs My Chemical Imbalance. Youth In Asia
A skunk rolling down a hill with a pickle in its mouth.
So they don't accidentally roll out of bed.
What did one ovary say to the other one? "Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."
Tulips on your organ.