What kind of car do ghosts drive?

BOOgatti!

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What did the Japanese soda say to Papa John after he crashed his car?

I'm really sodie pop.

Why you should wash your car?

WASH YOUR CAR BECAUSE IT IS DIRTIER THAN MILEY CYRUS!

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Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?

Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.

What did the rabbi say after he was diagnosed with an aggressive and inoperable form of brain cancer, and his wife and child died in a car crash while driving to the hospital?

Oy vey!"

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What kind of church does a triangle attend?

Anglican.

What kind of food do zombies hate?

Fast food

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How do Ghosts lay foundations?

With a spirit level!

Who do ghosts worship?

Boo, DUH!!!