What kind of car do ghosts drive?

BOOgatti!

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How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

Why was the car naked?

It was missing a tire.

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Why is a beer like a woman?

After you drink one you can't shut up or drive.

What kind of car does Bill Cosby drive?

A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)

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What kind of marijuana do cows smoke?

moo-dicinal

What kind of computers do chihuahuas like best?

Lap-top!

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What did one ghost say to the other?

Do you believe in people

Why did the ghost get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was sheet faced.