Samsung Not Explode
A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.
A Meringue-u-tang!!! Note: I know it's spelled Orangutan. :P
A Guardian of the Galaxy
The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful ; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!