Which two regions have the most people named John?

SEA / NA

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his friend?

Long time no sea.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?

Because if they did they would be Bagels

Na Jokes More Na Jokes

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?

BA NA NA NA!

Why is North America so salty?

Because its Na.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people throw coins into foutains?

Why do people throw coins into fountains? I don't know, doesn't make any cents.

Why do you want to be a psychiatrist?

pictures clients acting like chickens after I click my fingers* I want to help people

John Jokes More John Jokes

Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.

Why can't John complete a workout?

He tried, but it didn't work out.