Which two regions have the most people named John?

SEA / NA

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What do you call ten sets of bagpipes at the bottom of the sea?

A start.

What does Brian Johnson say on the beach?

I see the sea...

Na Jokes More Na Jokes

What's Beethoven's favorite fruit?

Ba-na-na-naaa!

What does Axl Rose do before he prays?

Gets down on his SHA-NA-NA-NA-NA-KNEES! KNEES!

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why is it so difficult for people with breast cancer to remember things?

They have bad mammaries.

What do you call a group of people standing in the arctic circle?

A Finnish line.

John Jokes More John Jokes

Whats with the wheel on your john?

the pirate replied, "Arrg it's driving me nuts!"

What did Mr. Cena's fiancee say on their wedding day?

No, John! *You* can't see *me!*