Which two regions have the most people named John?

SEA / NA

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why do whales have really good immune systems?

They consume a lot of vitamin SEA!

What did the giant wave say to the man?

Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.

Na Jokes More Na Jokes

What does Axl Rose do before he prays?

Gets down on his SHA-NA-NA-NA-NA-KNEES! KNEES!

What's Beethoven's favorite fruit?

Ba-na-na-naaa!

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why don't people like to play uno with Mexicans?

Because they always steal the green cards....

Who is this "one"?

And why is he always arguing with people?

John Jokes More John Jokes

What did Mr. Cena's fiancee say on their wedding day?

No, John! *You* can't see *me!*

How bad is it?

John: "How bad is what "