Which two regions have the most people named John?

SEA / NA

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What do you call a singing goat that lives by the sea?

Billy Ocean

Why do seagulls fly over the sea, not the bay?

If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels :D

Na Jokes More Na Jokes

What's Beethoven's favorite fruit?

Ba-na-na-naaa!

Why couldn't the scientist find salt for his breakfast?

Because it was Na HA! Get it? Because Na=sodium and N/A=not available. Seriously, this is good clean fun.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are most Hotwheel cars Ford?

So people can grow up getting used to pushing a Ford.

Why are sinks depressed?

People look down on them.

John Jokes More John Jokes

Whats in Olivia Newton's John?

Gomer's Pile

Why didn't John die?

John is a bird.