Why did the Frog cross the road?

Because it was stapled to the Chicken.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken lock itself in the freezer?

to get to the other side.

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the mud and crosses back over?

A dirty double crosser.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the black child cross the road?

To get to the other side

What do you call Bambi's friend dead on the road?

Thumpthumper

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the pathway?

By doing so, he got to the other side. Romney 2012.

What do you get when you cross a foot with cookware?

Potato!

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What's red and green and spins round &amp round &amp round?

A frog in a blender.

Why cant we interpret what frogs are saying?

They only speak in Morse-toad!