Why did the Frog cross the road?

Because it was stapled to the Chicken.

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Why did the robot cross the road?

Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.

What does the chicken says to the other chicken?

Nothing.

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What did grandpa say before he kicked the bucket?

How far do you think i can kick this bucket Also, Why did the chicken cross the road He was in the bucket(/spoiler)

Why did the whale cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

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Why did he cross back?

So he could charge the client for travel expenses.

What do you get when you cross the New World Order and risque behavior?

The Illuminaughty

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What do frogs say?

Times fun when you're having flies

What can be surmised from this?

A: The frog's probably on its way to a gig.