Why did the Frog cross the road?

Because it was stapled to the Chicken.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What did the chicken say after it's wings caught on fire?

Damn, I sure got some hot wings!"

How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party ?

Chick to chick !

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the pregnant Chinese chicken cross the road?

Because ah, the egg roll.

Why did the calf cross the road?

To get to the udder side

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you call a rhinoceros crossed with an elephant?

el' if I know."

What do you get when you cross a horse with a pig?

Sarah Jessica Porker

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour ?

A frog in a blender !