What do mummies like to listen to on Halloween?

Wrap music

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Why don't women like to wear dresses in the winter?

Chapped lips

How do you like it?

Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt Get outta the gutter pervs

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What can I do about it?

Hire yourself out for Halloween parties.

What did the jalapeno dress up as for Halloween?

A Ghost Pepper.

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What kind of music do chiropractors listen to?

Hip-pop.

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A Hopster.

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What do you call a mummy on a horse?

A knight in Charmin armor.

Who's there ! Alaska ! Alaska who ?

Alaska my mummy !

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What do mummies like to listen to on Halloween?

Wrap music

What music does a mummy listen to?

Wrap music