Wrap Music Jokes

What do mummies like to listen to on Halloween?

Wrap music

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What does Santa and his elves listen to in their Christmas workshop?

WRAP MUSIC!

What music does a mummy listen to?

Wrap music

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What did the boy with no legs and arms get for Christmas?

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Why do meth heads love Halloween?

Three sleeps 'till Christmas!