Wrap Music Jokes

What do mummies like to listen to on Halloween?

Wrap music

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What does Santa and his elves listen to in their Christmas workshop?

WRAP MUSIC!

What music does a mummy listen to?

Wrap music

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Wrap Jokes More Wrap Jokes

Why are you wrapping me up like a burrito & how did you find a tortilla this big?

Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.

What did the psychiatrist say to the crazy naked guy wrapped in cellophane?

Clearly, I can see your nuts.

Music Group Jokes More Music Group Jokes

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane?

They mostly wrap.

What's the most flexible type of music group?

An elastic band.

Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

How did the urologist ruin his Christmas?

OC He looked inside Santa's sack.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause?

With Santa it is only three hoes and he's done.

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What's Adam Levine's favorite holiday?

Halloween Halloween Halloween!

What do cows say on Halloween?

Still moo.

Music Jokes More Music Jokes

What kind of music do planets listen to?

Nep-tunes.

What do you call a group of whales playing music together?

An Orcastra

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why did ginny make harry get rid of his invisibility cloak?

He kept coming out of no where

What is white and streaks across the sky at blinding speeds?

The coming of the lord

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What to hear a joke?

Women's Sports.

What is the best joke you have heard that was on the end of a Popsicle stick?

Here is mine: Q: Where do snowmen dance --------- A: At the snowball. Best joke at the end of a Popsicle stick

Listen Jokes More Listen Jokes

Why would no one listen to the percussion section?

Because they couldn't drum up enough support.

Whoa- is that Elvis?

Angel- no, it's an impersonator M: Wow, is that... A: listen man all we got is impersonators