Wrap Music Jokes

What do mummies like to listen to on Halloween?

Wrap music

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What does Santa and his elves listen to in their Christmas workshop?

WRAP MUSIC!

What music does a mummy listen to?

Wrap music

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Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane?

They mostly wrap.

What did the psychiatrist say to the crazy naked guy wrapped in cellophane?

Clearly, I can see your nuts.

Music Jokes More Music Jokes

What type of music do they listen to in the Czech Republic?

Prague Rock.

What music does a balloon really hate?

Pop

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Whats white and likes to shoot?

Kevin Nash

What do you call an American who does not like apple pie?

A Communist

Music Group Jokes More Music Group Jokes

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane?

They mostly wrap.

What's the most flexible type of music group?

An elastic band.

8 Jokes More 8 Jokes

What are 8 Nougat-Bits?

One Nougat-Byte

What do programmers and obese people have in common?

They both call an 8-course meal a bite.

Elf Jokes More Elf Jokes

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Harry Potter?

Santa would never free an elf.

What do you get when you mix an elf and a scientologist?

Elrond Hubbard!

Mummy Jokes More Mummy Jokes

Who does a dead pharaoh talk to?

His mummy.

What do young ghosts call their parents?

Deady and Mummy.

Wrap Jokes More Wrap Jokes

What is Santa's favorite music?

Wrap! (I came up with this when i was 8.)

What is less Kosher than a bacon wrapped shrimp?

A communion wafer