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What do mummies like to listen to on Halloween?

Wrap music

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What does Santa and his elves listen to in their Christmas workshop?

WRAP MUSIC!

What music does a mummy listen to?

Wrap music

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What do you call an attraction to your own mummy?

A dedipus complex.

Who's there ! Alaska ! Alaska who ?

Alaska my mummy !

Cellophane Jokes More Cellophane Jokes

What did the psychiatrist say to the crazy naked guy wrapped in cellophane?

Clearly, I can see your nuts.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane?

They mostly wrap.

Wrap Jokes More Wrap Jokes

What did the psychiatrist say to the crazy naked guy wrapped in cellophane?

Clearly, I can see your nuts.

Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.

Listen Jokes More Listen Jokes

What does a hiker love to listen to?

A trail mix!

What are you reading ?

Pupil : I dunno ! Teacher : But you're reading aloud ! Pupil : But I'm not listening !

8 Jokes More 8 Jokes

What 8 letter phrase means a healthy scratch?

Tim Tebow

Why did Microsoft skip straight to 10?

Because Windows 7, 8, 9. I'll see myself out.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get Christmas presents?

Because the rest of the letters are not-E.

Why do programmers think Halloween's the same as Christmas?

Because 31OCT == 25DEC (thank you very much)

Music Jokes More Music Jokes

What music is good to listen to while having a snack?

8 a bit music.

What is the best recording of the Walton viola concerto?

A: Music Minus One.

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

Why did the computer programmer put up his Christmas lights on Halloween?

He always gets DEC 25 and OCT 31 confused.

What do Hutterites do on Halloween?

Pump-kin