Wrap Music Jokes

What do mummies like to listen to on Halloween?

Wrap music

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What does Santa and his elves listen to in their Christmas workshop?

WRAP MUSIC!

What music does a mummy listen to?

Wrap music

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What type of music do Irish people listen to?

Pubstep

What do Greeks use to listen to music?

Spartify

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What's the most flexible type of music group?

An elastic band.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane?

They mostly wrap.

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What did the Chinese man say when Winter came around?

Reddit snow, reddit snow, reddit snow!

What's the difference between a condom and a coffin?

Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going.

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Why are highly successful people named Mark always so depressed?

Because they can't stop hitting themselves. This joke came to me while I was half asleep this morning. I'm not sure how original it is. I probably heard some variation of it somewhere and have just forgotten. Any suggestions for improving it?

What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear ?

Anything you want as he can't hear you !

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Why is toilet paper no good for wrapping presents?

Cos it's tear-able.

What is Santa's favorite music?

Wrap! (I came up with this when i was 8.)

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What did the psychiatrist say to the crazy naked guy wrapped in cellophane?

Clearly, I can see your nuts.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane?

They mostly wrap.

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How does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance ?

Voodoo like to dance with me '

Why your fingers have spaces in between?

nothing!why? would you like it to be very close to each other. You're not a duck!

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How many elves does it take it screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but they have to be very small.

What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?

ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone sack time!!