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What do mummies like to listen to on Halloween?

Wrap music

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What does Santa and his elves listen to in their Christmas workshop?

WRAP MUSIC!

What music does a mummy listen to?

Wrap music

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20 minutes, thermostat 8.

What 8 letter phrase means a healthy scratch?

Tim Tebow

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What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?

ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone sack time!!

What do you call one of Santa's helpers who bosses around the reindeer?

When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.

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What is Santas motto?

Wrap your package before you shove it down the chimney.

What did a police officer write in the criminal report, when they found a homey from the bottom of a lake, wrapped in 200 kg's of metal chains?

Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming

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Where's the best place for a horse to grow up?

In a stable environment. Sorry I'm high and it just came to me.

Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?

Because he just came to pick up his little sister.

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What's the most flexible type of music group?

An elastic band.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane?

They mostly wrap.

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Why was Missis Claus mad last night?

A: Santa came early

What do you call some who is afraid of Santa?

Clausetrophobic. I'm here all week.

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Why did Gandalf never listen to the song "Dream Police"?

Because he was no conjurer of Cheap Trick

What kind of music does an inspired Latin fish listen to?

Carp E.D.M. Credit to my friend for this one.

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What's the difference between a deaf person and an Italian?

One talks with their hands and makes goofy noises at random volumes, and the other can't hear.

What do you say upon hearing a bad Halloween joke?

Booooooo, Booooooo