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What do mummies like to listen to on Halloween?

Wrap music

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What does Santa and his elves listen to in their Christmas workshop?

WRAP MUSIC!

What music does a mummy listen to?

Wrap music

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What do Santa and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kids rooms with an empty sack

How did the blind man know Santa was in his house?

He felt his presents.

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What is an inconvenient truth with music?

Algorithm.

Who likes music?

asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.

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Did you hear the story about the cheese that saved the world?

It was legend dairy.

What is the difference between a hormone and a protein?

You can't hear a protein. (Wait for it)

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How much is half of 8 Pupil: Up and down or across ?

Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0

Why did the pop star die of hypothermia?

Because he had too many fans! (thanks George - aged 8)

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What is another name for Santa's elves?

Subordinate Clauses! Merry Christmas everyone.

Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake ?

Your teeth !

Cellophane Jokes More Cellophane Jokes

What did the psychiatrist say to the crazy naked guy wrapped in cellophane?

Clearly, I can see your nuts.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane?

They mostly wrap.

Listen Jokes More Listen Jokes

What do you call it when you have to listen to rock music obsessively?

OC/DC

Which joke has the maximum HOT Nuns in it?

You don't know none.. And here to learn one.. So when you are with your friends.. Or walking with your son.. Tell them reddit jokes.. thinking now they would listen... (to you) play it cool, play it slow.. No need to blow.. Take this further, take this far.. till sang by a star. (Improvise it as you like, don't care about the grammar. No rapper does.)

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What are you gonna be for halloween?

Me: Drunk!

What did the ghost say when he got to the halloween party?

Im here for the boos.