What's the only type of dog that doesn't bark?

A dogfish!

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What do you call a storm that's raining cats and dogs?

A furrycanine

What did the Dog say to the Chipmunk?

Woof.

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What type of car does a ghost drive?

A BOOick.

What type of brain does a plant have?

A membrane

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How do you stop a dog from barking in July?

Shoot him in June.

What do you do to an Islamic dog that barks too much?

Musl'im