What type of brain does a plant have?

A membrane

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What type of overalls did Mario wear?

Denim Denim Denim......

What type of milk is swiss cheese made of?

Whole milk.

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When I was 3 years old I looked at my nutsack and asked my Mom "Are these my brains?

Not yet," she replied

What was Carl Sagan really trying to say about the brain?

In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.

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What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

Why did the plant say after being watered?

I'm not hungry exactly, but I could still use a light snack".