What type of brain does a plant have?

A membrane

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What type of perfume do kidnappers use?

chloroform

What type of pants do you need to start a car?

Cargo pants

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What do you call a fish that operates on brains?

A brain sturgeon.

What do monks, rabbis, and Mormon priests have in common with brains?

The all tend to be found enclosed within temples.

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What did the plant say to the other plant that it really liked alot?

let me be your *soil*mate

What do you call a plant getting kidney surgery?

A transplant