Happy Thanksgiving Jokes

What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

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Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

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Kin Jokes More Kin Jokes

Why are jack-o-lanterns inbred?

because they pump-kin

What does a West Virginia couple do on Halloween?

They pump kin.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Where do dogs go when they lose their tail?

The retail store.

How did the babysitter lose 500 kids and keep her job?

She swallowed

God Jokes More God Jokes

Why are gifts in airports so expensive?

God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.

What Is The Best Sub Reddit To See Once Watching "Gods Of Egypt?

r/EyeBleach.

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

How easy is it to get a song stuck in your head?

It's only a weem away.

Which song would an exception sing?

Can't catch me - Avicii

Thanksgiving Jokes More Thanksgiving Jokes

What did the mathematician say after Thanksgiving dinner?

1)/8"

Why can't Vin Diesel differentiate Thanksgiving Turkey from his best friend?

Because they're both roasted

Thanksgive Dinner Jokes More Thanksgive Dinner Jokes

What do thanksgiving dinner and the refugee crisis in Europe have in common?

Turkey and grease

What did the hoodrats have for thanksgiving dinner?

Twerkey

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What will you have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey"

What do you call a turkey with no arms?

a turkey

Track Jokes More Track Jokes

How about an app that keeps track of every working automatic paper towel dispenser in the world?

All seven or eight of them.

Why are modern women more likely to pursue a STEM degree?

They need to learn scientific notation to keep track of their n-count.