Happy Thanksgiving Jokes

What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

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Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

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Why do Native Americans like being invited to Thanksgiving dinners?

Because usually they're stuck with reservations.

What did the hoodrats have for thanksgiving dinner?

Twerkey

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Why does Helen Keller play piano one-handed?

She sings with the other hand.

Why Beyonce?

Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'? - Because black people have no rights...

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What is the best way to follow a lost dog's paw prints?

With a track-tor!

Why couldn't Robin play cricket?

Because he lost his bat, man.

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What did the mathematician say after Thanksgiving dinner?

1)/8"

Why does Russia not celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they hate Turkey

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Which bounty hunter specializes in tracking elves?

Jingle Fett

What's a catalyst?

It's how a farmer keeps track of his cows.

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What is Peyton Manning's favorite Counting Crows song?

Omaha

How do you make black people break out into song?

Put em' to work!... On a gospel record.

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What's a hillbillies favorite holiday? Halloween.... Do you want to know why?

Because they like to pump kin.

What does a West Virginia couple do on Halloween?

They pump kin.

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What did the human torch say before he cooked the beef?

FILET MIGNON!**

What did Richard Nixon say after he tried to make dinner at the White House for the first time?

I am not a cook