God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!
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He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.
Pretzalcoatl
God doesn't walk around thinking he's a doctor.
Bumpkin pie!
Putin: "Turkey"
A: Turkey.
He's Russian to Turkey.
He forgot to cover his tracks! im
An Appaloosa!
He was playing with a cheetah.
When he was nailed on the cross.
The illegal immigrant knows how to cook.
They take drastic measures.
Boy Hero: I had to do it. He had my skates on.
Tell them it can probably wait 'til tomorrow.
Because they sing hymns, not hers.
He's never comfortable in his own scales.