How is the world like a bag of jellybeans?

Nobody likes the black ones.

Previous Random Joke Next
World Jokes More World Jokes

Who is the smartest person in the world, doing the silliest thing right now?

Apparently, that's you.

What is the best vegetable delivery vehicle in the world?

An ambulance

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What do you call a pink slip served inside a bag of coffee?

Grounds for termination.

What do you call a bag of tiny crosses?

Jesus Pieces.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why did Henry VIII have so many wives ?

He liked to chop and change !

Why do you like little kids...?

They have to use TWO hands.

Jellybean Jokes More Jellybean Jokes

What do people and jellybean have in common?

No one likes the black ones

What do you call Rowan Atkinson watching Monty Python?

A jellybean.

Black One Jokes More Black One Jokes

What Do People Have In Common With Jellybeans?

Nobody likes the black ones.

How are kids like piano keys?

All the black ones are accidentals.