How is the world like a bag of jellybeans?

Nobody likes the black ones.

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What did Masters say to Johnson?

I don't know what the worlds coming to

What are the four fastest hands in the world?

when it slips out.

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A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

Whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don't know what to do?

Husband : Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....

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What is Jesus's go-to pickup line?

Would you like me to show you what it feels like to get nailed?

When all of a sudden Tinker Bell shows up. He goes to a worker and says, "Wow, you guys have fairies in here?

The worker then says, "No, our CEO doesn't like it."

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What Do People Have In Common With Jellybeans?

Nobody likes the black ones.

What do people and jellybean have in common?

No one likes the black ones

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What do you call the yellow ones?

Yellow labs. And the black ones -Black labs. So the brown ones are- -No we named those after dog poison.

What do people and jellybean have in common?

No one likes the black ones