How is the world like a bag of jellybeans?

Nobody likes the black ones.

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How many bees are there in the world?

A buzzillion.

What's the highest number in the world?

420

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What will I have at the end of the day?

Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.

How many raisins do I have to add to this bag of M&Ms before it qualifies as trail mix?

One I say one.

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Which elf likes to click pictures?

sELFie

What does a PASCAL programmer say to a C programmer?

A: "Would you like fries with that "

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What do people and jellybean have in common?

No one likes the black ones

What do you call Rowan Atkinson watching Monty Python?

A jellybean.

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What do people and jellybean have in common?

No one likes the black ones

What Do People Have In Common With Jellybeans?

Nobody likes the black ones.