What do people and jellybean have in common?

No one likes the black ones

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What type of people can you not stand?

People in wheelchairs

Which his guide had proposed to climb. - Do people tumble down often here?

No, the guide said, one time is usually enough.

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Why don't oysters like to share?

Because they're shellfish.

What do you call a spy that likes to spend time with his son?

James Bonding bah dun tss

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How is the world like a bag of jellybeans?

Nobody likes the black ones.

What do people and jellybean have in common?

No one likes the black ones

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What happens when you stick your hand into a jar of jelly beans?

The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.

How are kids like piano keys?

All the black ones are accidentals.