What do people and jellybean have in common?

No one likes the black ones

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How many people does it take to tell a joke on reddit?

Two. One to post the joke and one to post a better punchline in the comments.

What did the people call the bad hot dog stand?

The WURST!

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What did the number zero say to the number 8?

I like your belt

Why didn't King Kong go to Hong Kong?

He didn't like Chinese food.

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What Do People Have In Common With Jellybeans?

Nobody likes the black ones.

What do you call Rowan Atkinson watching Monty Python?

A jellybean.

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How is the world like a bag of jellybeans?

Nobody likes the black ones.

What do you call the yellow ones?

Yellow labs. And the black ones -Black labs. So the brown ones are- -No we named those after dog poison.