How many egoists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. They simply hold the bulb and wait for the world to revolve around them.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

How many members of U2 does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three to screw it in and Bono to explain it to the world.

What does a guy want more than anything in the world?

It doesn't matter. He has to ask his wife first.

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How many people does it take to change a lightbulb in a monastery?

Nun.

How many Dragon Ball Z episodes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z***

Bulb Jokes More Bulb Jokes

How many cops does it take to arrest a broken light bulb?

Two. One arrests the room for being black. The other arrests the bulb for being broke.

How many white people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them. One to hold the bulb and the rest to screw the world.

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How many Iranians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One hundred - One to screw it in and 99 to hold the house hostage.

How many BLM protestors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold the bulb while the world revolves around them.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many surrealist does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fish

What do a Feminist and a Broken ATM have in Common?

They both can't make any change

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call?

This IRS guy sounded pretty into me

How can you tell if a 14 year old smokes weed?

Just wait. They'll tell you.

Revolve Jokes More Revolve Jokes

How many Harvard students does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He holds it up and the world revolves around him.

How many egoists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. They simply hold the bulb and wait for the world to revolve around them.