What do you call a cat that has boils on its skin and can't feel it's toes?

A leperd

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you get when you cross a cat and a wild boar?

Revocation of your grant money and a stern rebuke from the ethics committee.

Why did the cat fall into the well?

Because he couldn't see that well.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did the horror fan switch off Cujo?

Because he felt like IT

Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?

Because people kept toasting him!

Skin Jokes More Skin Jokes

What do you call a person with no skin?

Dead. Another anti-joke by the fabulous me. Surprisingly, nobody has down voted the first one yet.

Why are Skeleton's so calm?

Because nothing gets under their skin.

Boil Jokes More Boil Jokes

What is the most annoying part of boiling vegetables?

Finding a pot big enough for the wheelchair.

Why was Easter the aardvark's favorite holiday?

Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !

What's pink has five toes and is carried by the Easter Bunny?

His lucky people's foot!