What do you call a cat that has boils on its skin and can't feel it's toes?

A leperd

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why is a frog luckier than a cat ?

Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times !

What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!

Why the tourists feel so happy driving by Taj Mahal?

Because they're going via Agra!

Skin Jokes More Skin Jokes

Why are skeletons so calm?

Because nothing gets under their skin.

What's the hardest part of making a vegan pizza?

Skinning the vegan.

Boil Jokes More Boil Jokes

What do you call a cat that has boils on its skin and can't feel it's toes?

A leperd

How do you make holy water?

Boil the hell out of it.

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

What do missiles, camels, and common fetishes have in common?

What " " -Toes." "Out. Just get out."

What do you call a cat that has boils on its skin and can't feel it's toes?

A leperd