What do you call a cat that has boils on its skin and can't feel it's toes?

A leperd

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What did the cat say to the banana?

Banana. .. What did the cow say to the banana Banana. .. What did the goat say to the banana Baaah- nothing. Goats can't talk.

What did Iron Man call his cat?

FeLine

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How did the cow feel when it couldn't produce milk?

Udderly useless.

How do you feel?

Asks the fluoride ion. "Positively shell shocked" the sodium ion replied.

Skin Jokes More Skin Jokes

What do you call a person with no skin?

Dead. Another anti-joke by the fabulous me. Surprisingly, nobody has down voted the first one yet.

What's the disease that slowly turns your skin black?

Rap Music

Boil Jokes More Boil Jokes

Why do Americans drink their tea cold?

Because it takes too long to boil Boston Harbor.

How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

What do you do when you stub your toe?

Call a toe truck.

What do you call a guy with a toe growing out of his knee?

Tony.