What do you call a cat that has boils on its skin and can't feel it's toes?

A leperd

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How do cats let us know that they are in pain ?

Me...........Owwwwww!!

Why did the dog chase the bulldozer?

It doesn't like Cats.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did Snow White go to bed?

She was feeling Sleepy.

What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.

Skin Jokes More Skin Jokes

Who's skin is that?

Please step out of the vehicle sir."

What do you call a skinned, animal-throwrug for your vehicle?

A carpet.

Boil Jokes More Boil Jokes

What is hail?

A: Hard-boiled rain.

How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

Why do cows have hoofs?

Because they lack toes

What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?

A. Put the remote control between his toes.