What does a balding man and a tortoise have in common?

Hare loss.

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What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?

Thanks, I'll never part with it."

Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

A: Because from a distance they looked like hares.

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What do you call a blonde, balding teenager?

Leukemia Skywalker.

What does a balding man and a tortoise have in common?

Hare loss.

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What does a balding man and a tortoise have in common?

Hare loss.

What do you call a tortoise in a shell suit?

A tortoise.