What does a balding man and a tortoise have in common?

Hare loss.

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Why do bald men cut holes in there pockets?

To run their hands through their hair

What does a balding man and a tortoise have in common?

Hare loss.

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When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet ?

When your bald !

What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!

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What did the snail say while riding on the back of the tortoise?

Wheeeee!!!! --hey, at least it's a fun joke for kids!

What does a balding man and a tortoise have in common?

Hare loss.