Why is Wendy never pregnant?

Because Peter's sperm Neverlands.

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What happened to wendy on her way to neverland?

She peed her pants (read out loud)

Why is Peter Pan such a terrible pilot?

Because he Neverlands

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What did Jesus say to Peter?

Hebrew

Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?

Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.

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Why is Wendy never pregnant?

Because Peter's sperm Neverlands.

What's Peter Pan's favorite restaurant?

A: Wendy's!