Why is Wendy never pregnant?

Because Peter's sperm Neverlands.

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Why is peter pan always flying?

Because he neverlands

Why was Peter Pan a bad boxer?

His punches Neverland.

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Why did Jesus lose the basketball game?

Because Peter denied him three times.

What we are?

We are security guards Peter!

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What happened to wendy on her way to neverland?

She peed her pants (read out loud)

Why is Wendy never pregnant?

Because Peter's sperm Neverlands.