Why is Wendy never pregnant?

Because Peter's sperm Neverlands.

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Why is Peter Pan such a terrible pilot?

Because he Neverlands

Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Because he Neverlands.

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What did Peter rabbit say to his girlfriend when they broke up?

Now you're just some bunny that I used to know."

What did Jesus say to Peter?

Hebrew

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What happened to wendy on her way to neverland?

She peed her pants (read out loud)

What did Wendy do when she first saw Captain Hook?

She Peedherpants