Spear Jokes

How do you clean a spear?

Put it through the Wash.

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What's the difference between a feminist and a spear?

A spear has a point!

What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee?

Britney Spears

How does a Reaver clean his spear?

He puts it in the Wash.

How do Reavers clean their spears?

They send them through the Wash.

What's black and white and red all over and can't get through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What's black, white, and red all over and can't turn around in a narrow hallway?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What's black, white, red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What's black and white and can't fit through a door?

x-post r/AntiJokes) A zebra with a spear through its head.

What's black and white and can't go through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What's black and white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.

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What is black and white and red all over, and spins in circles?

A nun who has a spear in her, going through a vevolving door.

What's black, white and red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.

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Why was the girl stuck in the revolving door for two weeks?

cuz she couldn't find the door handle

What's black and white and red all over and can't get through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*

What is the difference between a dead baby and a water melon?

One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other one's a water melon.

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

What did the Circle say to the Square on the bus?

Oh no! I've got on the Rhombus!"

What did the triangle say to the circle?

Why are you so pointless

Suit Jokes More Suit Jokes

What is iron man without his suit?

Stark naked.

How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.

Reaver Jokes More Reaver Jokes

How do Reavers clean their spears?

They send them through the Wash.

How does a Reaver clean his spear?

He puts it in the Wash.

Develop Jokes More Develop Jokes

What's the difference between the United States and some yoghurt?

After 200 years, the Yoghurt develops a culture.

What's the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.

Knee Jokes More Knee Jokes

Which knee?

Mickey: Disney

What's in the middle of girls' legs?

Their knee.

Singer Jokes More Singer Jokes

What do you call a singer gently swaying from one side to another?

A rocking Cher.

What is a guy who hangs out with musicians called?

A singer