How do you clean a spear?

Put it through the Wash.

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Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

What's white and washes your socks?

Your wife.

How many dubstep fans does it take to wash a car?

One hundred and one. Two to wash it, one to dry it, and ninety eight to talk about how dirty it was.

Spear Jokes More Spear Jokes

What's black and white and red all over and can't get through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What's the difference between a feminist and a spear?

A spear has a point!

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What did the Chinaman cleaning the rotisserie say to the crestfallen window shopper?

No Peking!

How do you know when a cat's done cleaning itself?

It's smoking a cigarette.