How do you clean a spear?

Put it through the Wash.

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Why do I wash my clothes in TIDE?

because it's too cold out-tide.

What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

Spear Jokes More Spear Jokes

What's black and white and can't go through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What's black, white, and red all over and can't turn around in a narrow hallway?

A nun with a spear through her head.

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What do the janitors clean the Reddit office with?

Derpentine.

What do you call someone who is iffy about cleaning lawn games?

A wishy-washy Washer washer.