How do you clean a spear?

Put it through the Wash.

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Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

Where's your wedding ring?

I said, "I had to wash my hands so I took it off and placed it on my lover--I mean your mother's kitchen counter."

What does a frog say when it washes car windows?

Rub it rub it rub it.

Spear Jokes More Spear Jokes

What's black, white and red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What's black, white, red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

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What kind of soap do you use to clean a dirty joke?

Bawdy wash.

Why does she keep cleaning the floors?

Me: Her stepsisters make her. 5: She should just buy a Roomba.