What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day ?

Turns over a new leaf !

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When Bruce Banner gets constipated do you think he turns into the Hulk?

just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings

What are we going to do?

The other replied "Quick turn the car into a side street."

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What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day ?

Turns over a new leaf !

Why shouldn't you kiss anybody on New Years Day?

Because it's the first date.

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How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf?

He became a vegetarian.

What did Adam say when he broke up with Eve?

I'm turning over a new leaf.