What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day ?

Turns over a new leaf !

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How did Satan turn an unbeliever holy?

He scared the hell out of him.

What was the Preacher turned Drill Seargent's favorite command?

Present Alms!

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Why shouldn't you kiss anybody on New Years Day?

Because it's the first date.

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day ?

Turns over a new leaf !

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How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf?

He became a vegetarian.

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day ?

Turns over a new leaf !