What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day ?

Turns over a new leaf !

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How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf?

He became a vegetarian.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

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What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day ?

Turns over a new leaf !

Why shouldn't you kiss anybody on New Years Day?

Because it's the first date.

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What did Adam say when he broke up with Eve?

I'm turning over a new leaf.

How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf?

He became a vegetarian.