What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day ?

Turns over a new leaf !

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What did Medusa call the sheep she turned to stone?

Baaaaasalt

What did pirate say when he turned 80?

AYE MATEY

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Why shouldn't you kiss anybody on New Years Day?

Because it's the first date.

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day ?

Turns over a new leaf !

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What did Adam say when he broke up with Eve?

I'm turning over a new leaf.

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day ?

Turns over a new leaf !