What did the Mexican student write his ...

What did the depressed, illiterate pepperoni slice say when asked where he was with his life?

Well it pizza heck out of me.

Why was the animal unhappy?

He had a ruff week.. His life wasn't purrfect. His brother was a shellout. His mother's been a real crab lately. His family was really shellfish. He had no porpoise in life.

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

Why did the criminal get released from prison after he wrote a short essay?

He had served his sentence.

What's the best thing about a poet in a prison?

Oh you know, it has its prose and cons. Badum Tish. Be gentle, first time here.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican Gummy Bear?

Delici**OSO**!

What do you call a Mexican gondolier?

Pedro.

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What did the valley girl say when her pen ran out of ink?

I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW

What do you call part of a poem written by a Seinfeld character?

A George Costanza.

Essay Jokes More Essay Jokes

What do you call a midget mexican?

A paragraph since he isn't a full essay

Why did the Mexican school girl get pregnant?

Here teacher said to go home and do her "essay".

Mexican Student Jokes More Mexican Student Jokes

Why do Mexican students act like they own the school?

Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof

What did the Mexican student write his essay about?

Life outside of prison.