When is the best time to buy budgies ?

When they're going cheap !

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What happens when you give an Italian a coupon?

It makes the Dego buy faster.

How do pianists remember which groceries to buy?

They use a Chopin Liszt!

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Why did the hillbillies save some doe?

Because they knew it would give them a buck in good time.

When's the best time to see an optometrist?

When you can't.

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When is the best time to buy budgies ?

When they're going cheap !

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a budgie?

A messy cage.