What do the English and Welsh have in common?

Kids are their definition of a good time.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Where's the cake?

Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.

How do '90s kids count to 6?

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

Definition Jokes More Definition Jokes

What's the definition of a healthy virgin?

A: "One who has never been bed-ridden!"

What is the definition of masurbation?

Coming unscrewed

English Jokes More English Jokes

Where did the English teacher and the student fight?

in the MLA boxing ring

What do you call a pastry with an English degree?

A synonym roll

Good Time Jokes More Good Time Jokes

When is the best time to make jokes?

When you are ill, because they are sick

When is the best time to sail?

Schooner than later.

Welsh Jokes More Welsh Jokes

What's the Welsh word for shearing a sheep?

Foreplay

What do the Welsh call a sheep when it's tied to a lamp post?

The leisure centre.