What do the English and Welsh have in common?

Kids are their definition of a good time.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What fun drink can put your kid to sleep?

Bleach

How do Chinese name their kids?

They throw silverware on the ground!

Definition Jokes More Definition Jokes

What's the definition of a Yankee?

A. Same thing as a "quickie" only you do it yourself.

What's the definition of Polystyrene?

A plastic parrot!

English Jokes More English Jokes

Which word is the longest in the English language?

Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

What is the longest word in the English language?

SMILES because there is a mile between the first and last letters!

Good Time Jokes More Good Time Jokes

What is the best time to watch Predator?

Anytiiiiiiiiiime

Why did the hillbillies save some doe?

Because they knew it would give them a buck in good time.

Welsh Jokes More Welsh Jokes

What do the Welsh call a sheep when it's tied to a lamp post?

The leisure centre.

What is the difference between being Scottish, Irish, or Welsh?

The difference is what people you hate