What's 7 inches and makes women submissive?

A knife.

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Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?

Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

How does a Redditor greet a woman from Kuala Lumpur?

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What makes you think this is steak?

While I stroked his thigh with a knife.

What do you call a salad that's been cut with a knife?

Ceasar