What's 7 inches and makes women submissive?

A knife.

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Why do women have trouble peeing in the morning?

You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich

Why are hangovers better than women?

Hangovers go away!

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Why was the cutting board?

The knife was really dull

What does stormtrooper armor protect against, exactly?

Knives