Why can't you find good quality clothing on the Iron Islands?

They do not sew

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How hard is it to find cigarettes?

Because my dad has been gone for 13 years looking for them.

Where can you find lubricant in the library?

In the non-friction section.

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What if I sewed myself shut?

Doc: Suture self.

What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer?

A dressmaker sews what she gathers a farmer gathers what he sows.