How do you call a 100 m race between siamese twins?

Head to head race

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What does a color blind racist say?

I don't see color I see race

What does a slave owner do with his slaves when he's finished with them?

Races 'em.

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Who's there ! Anita ! Anita who ?

Anita you like I need a hole in the head !

What did the pirate say when he saw a woman giving head?

There she blows!!!

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What do you call 100 drowning vegans?

A good start

What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre ?

A spinning wheel !

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What do you call a blonde holding a balloon?

A: Siamese twins.

Why did the siamese twins moved to England?

So the other one would also drive