How do you call a 100 m race between siamese twins?

Head to head race

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Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Why did the unicycle win the race?

Because the bicycle was two tired.

What do you call a race run by baristas?

A **decaf**alon

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why don't smart girls ever get pregnant?

Because they use their head.

What do you call a man with a large flatfish on his head?

Ray!

100 Jokes More 100 Jokes

How many Obsessive-Compulsive P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. But he has to check it 100 times one for each watt.

How many French horn players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

100, 1 to screw it in and 99 to say how they could do it better.

Siamese Twin Jokes More Siamese Twin Jokes

What do you call a blonde holding a balloon?

A: Siamese twins.

Why can't siamese twins be trusted to render fair judgments?

Because they're always partial. I'm so sorry.