How do you call a 100 m race between siamese twins?

Head to head race

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Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Why does Rilla get mad when he's in a race?

A. Because all his friends shout "GO-RILLA!"

What does a slave owner do with his slaves when he's finished with them?

Races 'em.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had ?

The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had !

Why couldn't the headless horseman win the race?

He couldn't get a head.

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What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 black guys?

Coach. What do you call one white guy surrounded by 100 black guys Warden.

What does 100% humidity mean?

Even dry farts feel like wet farts.

Siamese Twin Jokes More Siamese Twin Jokes

What do you call a blonde holding a balloon?

A: Siamese twins.

What did the Siamese twins from Iowa tell their date?

It's February 1st. You going to caucas or not