How do you call a 100 m race between siamese twins?

Head to head race

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Why couldn't the radish finish the race?

He was just a little beet.

Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

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What's the difference between a newspaper and a cocaine addict?

One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.

How does it feel to have your head separated from your body?

It tears your apart.

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How many lead guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?

100; 1 to do it, and 99 to say "I could do that."

What's white and in the men's 100m track final?

The lines.

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How do you call a 100 m race between siamese twins?

Head to head race

Why did the Siamese twins move to England?

So the one on the right could drive for a change.