Who was the first carpenter?

Eve, she made Adam's banana stand.

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What is Adam's brother called?

Subtractem

What time of day was Adam born?

Just a little before Eve

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How is Jesus different from other carpenters?

Unlike other carpenters, Jesus may actually return one day

Why the carpenter is always constipated?

Because his stool so hard!