Who was the first carpenter?

Eve, she made Adam's banana stand.

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What did Adam say to Eve the first time he got an erection?

Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!"

What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

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How does a carpenter effectively build stairs?

He thinks one step ahead

What does a carpenter do after one night stand?

A matching one for the other side of the bed.