Who was the first carpenter?

Eve, she made Adam's banana stand.

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What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

What time of day was Adam born?

Just a little before Eve

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Who was the first carpenter?

Eve, she made Adam's banana stand.

Why did the Carpenters wife leave him?

Because he was screwing around.