What kind of beast is it you hear?

A duck. ... with hiccups.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?

A bird that lays down !

What did the Secret Service agent say to the President-elect when someone tried to take a shot at him?

Donald, Duck!

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What's the worse thing to hear during a prostate exam?

A zip.

Did you hear about the bread factory burning down?

They say the business is toast.

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What kind of Internet creep can swim the fastest?

A TOR pedo.

What kind of footwear do Whitewalkers use?

The Hodor-eliminating kind.

Beast Jokes More Beast Jokes

What's 668?

The Neighbor of the Beast.

What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?

I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!

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What do you call a cup with a Confederate flag on it?

A Hiccup! Get it? Hick-cup?

What kind of beast is it you hear?

A duck. ... with hiccups.