What kind of beast is it you hear?

A duck. ... with hiccups.

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Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What is Iraq's national bird?

A: Duck.

Why did the duck get kicked out of church?

Because he was using fowl language!

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Why do all Asian kids get straight A's?

Because the ones that don't are never heard from again. I'll be here all day folks.

Why does everybody else get the brunt of the jokes?

Let me hear something different.

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What kind of gardening is done in the hood?

Weeding

What kind of bird lays electric eggs ?

A battery hen !

Beast Jokes More Beast Jokes

What does the number 668 represent?

The of the Beast.

How did Gertie Gorilla win the beauty contest?

She was the beast of the show!

Hiccup Jokes More Hiccup Jokes

Whats green and can jump a mile a minute ?

A frog with hiccups !

How do you cure the hiccups?

Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.