What kind of beast is it you hear?

A duck. ... with hiccups.

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What do ducks get hooked on?

Quack

What kind of beast is it you hear?

A duck. ... with hiccups.

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What do you call a deaf fishing boat captain?

Anything you like he can't hear you.

What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear ?

Anything you want as he can't hear you !

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What kind of tableware do gym trainers use?

Pilates

What kind of organisation is Atheism?

A non-prophet organisation.

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What do you call a beast made entirely from egg whites?

A Meringue-u-tang!!! Note: I know it's spelled Orangutan. :P

What's 668?

The Neighbor of the Beast.

Hiccup Jokes More Hiccup Jokes

What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds ?

An elephant with hiccups !

How do you cure the hiccups?

Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.