What kind of beast is it you hear?

A duck. ... with hiccups.

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Why does duck taste better than turkey?

Because turkey is just poultry in comparison.

What does a duck put in its burrito?

Quackamole.

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What kind of disease do you get from birds?

Chirpes. It's a canarial disease, and I hear it's untweetable.

Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

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What kind of organization is Atheism?

Non-prophet.

What kind of tree would Hanna Montana be?

A 'Miley Cyprus'. Dear god, shoot me.

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What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?

I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!

How did Gertie Gorilla win the beauty contest?

She was the beast of the show!

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What is a volcano?

A: A mountain with the hiccups.

What do you call a cup with a Confederate flag on it?

A Hiccup! Get it? Hick-cup?