Watch a movie with him.
There's already a clock on the stove
It takes four. One to screw in the bulb, and three others to watch and say, "Really dude, you look huge!"
A: They heard that under seventeen weren't admitted!
Because it keeps hitting pause.
My guitar doesn't yell at me when I snap it's g-string
She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.
He's a neurosurgeon, not a proctologist.
