Watch a movie with him.
Isn't this using the internet backwards
Because the princess was always on another Castle.
What's a movie?
An AK-47." "No next to that." "A bag of cheetos." "You can't bring that into the movie."
Someone else yells "Call 911!" The blonde yells back "What's the number "
Pillow fight!
He's a neurosurgeon, not a proctologist.