Watch a movie with him.
A power strip.
Your dad doesn't watch when I ride my bike.
Him: Lin, I just hit play 90 seconds ago. Me: Wow! New record.
Closed for Winter".
A: A clam shouter.
She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.
r/explainlikeimfive
He's a neurosurgeon, not a proctologist.