What does Stalin do on a night out?

Paints the town red

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Town Jokes More Town Jokes

Why was the actor detained by airport security?

He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.

What do you call a group of people in charge of renewable energy for a town?

A solar panel.

Stalin Jokes More Stalin Jokes

Why couldn't the Soviet Union get anything done?

They were always either Russian or Stalin.

Why cant russians drive stick?

Because they are always Stalin!

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

How many pollocks does it take to paint a house?

1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!

Whats the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?

It only takes 1 nail to hang the painting.

Red Jokes More Red Jokes

What's black, grey, and red all over?

A gorilla with a child in the enclosure.

What do you call the spot on the ground just bellow the red keep?

King's Landing

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does a dyslexic,agnostic and insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog

What is someone who takes drugs?

What is someone who drinks What hit you in the face last night