What does Stalin do on a night out?

Paints the town red

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Town Jokes More Town Jokes

Where do all the bad hamburger buns live?

In the seedy part of town

What's the difference between a pair of shoes and a ginger girl?

You try your best to keep your shoes from getting wet when you go to town.

Stalin Jokes More Stalin Jokes

What do you think about the Russian military intervention in Krimea?

I think they're just Stalin. If they are, soviet, as long as they're Putin their weapons away.

Why didn't Stalin look both ways before he crossed the road?

He was rushin'

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

What the Girlfriend, the Mistress and the Wife say Girlfriend: Are you done already?

Mistress: Are you done yet Wife: Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige...

How do zombies celebrate Halloween?

They paint the town dead!

Red Jokes More Red Jokes

Why are firetrucks red?

You see, firetrucks have 4 wheels, can carry 8 men and 4+ 8 = 12. There are 12 inches in a ruler and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler. There was once a ship named Elizabeth that sailed the seas. Fish live in the seas and fish have fins. People from Finland are called Fins. Finland and Russia had a war a long time ago. Russia has red on its flag and that's why they're red. Cause they're always russian around.

What do you call the spot on the ground just bellow the red keep?

King's Landing

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why are Muslims so good at driving at night?

Because that's when they brake fast.

Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.