What does Stalin do on a night out?

Paints the town red

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Town Jokes More Town Jokes

Where'd you get that black eye?

Me: My girlfriend gave it to me. Him: I thought your girlfriend was out of town. Me: I did too...

Where do all the bad hamburger buns live?

In the seedy part of town

Stalin Jokes More Stalin Jokes

Why was WWI so short?

Because they were Russian... Why was WWII so long? They were Stalin...

Why did the Germans loose WWII?

They kept Stalin around.

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

Why do we paint Easter eggs?

Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!

Why did the elephant paint its nails red?

So it could hide in the strawberry patch.... Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? No? See, it worked!

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Why was yellow angry at red?

Red blue green.

What's black, blue, and red all over?

The Grudge at a rave.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac?

A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.

What happens if you plug your electric blanket into the toaster?

You pop up all night.