Why did the Sudanese boy get arrested in Texas?

I'm not exactly sure, but it was about time.

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Why did the Sudanese boy get arrested in Texas?

I'm not exactly sure, but it was about time.

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Why did the Sudanese boy get arrested in Texas?

I'm not exactly sure, but it was about time.