Why did the Sudanese boy get arrested in Texas?

I'm not exactly sure, but it was about time.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How do Mexican peanuts tell time?

cacawatches

Who has time to monitor followers/unfollowers?

I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those. Wait. Two. I have 2 kids.

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why did the suspenders get arrested?

A: Because they held up a pair of pants.

Why are there no black magicians?

They get arrested when they make something disappear.

Texas Jokes More Texas Jokes

Which art piece won the Texas Muhammad cartoon contest?

Two chalk outlines.

Why is Texas the "Lone Star" state?

It was rated out of five.

Sudanese Jokes More Sudanese Jokes

How do you get Americans to care about the Sudanese genocide?

Dress them up as dead lions

What's a Sudanese child's favourite TV channel?

Khartoum Network.