Why did the Sudanese boy get arrested in Texas?

I'm not exactly sure, but it was about time.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do you call a droid who's never on time?

BB-L8

When is the only time a woman says something smart?

When her sentence starts with "A wise man once said"

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why was the algebra teacher arrested on drug charges?

He was caught doing lines of math!

Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?

He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.

Texas Jokes More Texas Jokes

Why did they stop feeding cows the round bails of Hay in Texas?

Because they weren't getting a square meal.

When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

Sudanese Jokes More Sudanese Jokes

What's a Sudanese child's favourite TV channel?

Khartoum Network.

How do you get Americans to care about the Sudanese genocide?

Dress them up as dead lions