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What does a Texas tornado and a Tennessee divorce have in common?

Either way, someone is losing a trailer.

What do a Texas tornado and an Oklahoma divorce have in common?

Either way someone's losing a trailer.

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What do turtles do for fun?

Play hide and shell.

How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?

Hide the ball it drives them nuts!

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What do you think you're doing parking your car there?

Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."

Where's the best place to apologise to someone?

Surrey.

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What body of water is used for writing?

The Apostrosea.

Why do ostriches have long necks?

Because their heads are so far from their bodies!

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What's the last thing you want to hear from a surgeon dissecting someone?

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