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What's a Tennessee tornado and a Texas divorce have in common?

Someone's gonna lose a trailer.

What do you call a C-average student from Texas?

Mr. President

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Who was the hide-and-seek champion of 2005?

Nobody knows, they haven't found him yet.

Where do you hide cocaine in orphanage?

Right under the children's noses

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Why is the middle east the best place to open a store at the moment?

Because business is booming.

Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome a good lover and a stimulating partner?

A. In the pages of a romance novel.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

He had no-BODY to go with.

How can you tell if someone is a chemistry major?

They have a mole on their body.

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What's the last thing you want to hear from a surgeon dissecting someone?

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