Where's the best place to hide a body in texas?

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When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

Why is Texas the "Lone Star" state?

It was rated out of five.

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How do you starve a neurosurgeon?

Hide his paycheck with his kids.

Why does the Pirate Wear Camouflage Underwear?

To hide his booty.

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Where is the best place to find hot grills?

A barbecue

Where is the best place to hide a body?

Buried in the third page of google search results.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

He had no-BODY to go with.

Why did the Face of Bo go to the party by himself?

Because he had no body to go with.

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Where's the best place to hide a body in texas?

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What's the last thing you want to hear from a surgeon dissecting someone?

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