Where's the best place to hide a body in texas?

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What's the difference between Texas and stupid?

Nothing.

What's a Tennessee tornado and a Texas divorce have in common?

Someone's gonna lose a trailer.

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How do you catch a rabbit?

You hide in a field and make carrot noises.

Why aren't the Eagles worried about big cats sneaking up on them?

They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.

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Where's a good place to get Italian food in the middle east?

Allah Garden.

Where is the best place to vacation for Halloween?

Galapaghost Islands.

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Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?

Because its head is so far away from its body.

What did the necrophile say to his ex-girlfriend?

I only loved you for your body!"

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Where's the best place to hide a body in texas?

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What did the big ape say when he dialed incorrectly?

Oops! King Kong ring wrong."