How do crabs get out of hospitals?

On crotches.

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Why did the crab jump out of the water?

Because the SeaWeed..

Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.

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How are Lindsay Lohan and the Note 7 alike?

The both leave your crotch on fire

Where was the pirate when he was hit in the crotch?

Menard's!