How do crabs get out of hospitals?

On crotches.

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What makes the ocean roar?

You'd roar too if you had crabs on your bottom

Why do crabs never give to charity?

Because they’re shellfish.

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Why did Jon Snow buy an athletic cup?

For the crotch.

How do crabs leave the hospital?

On crotches...