How do crabs get out of hospitals?

On crotches.

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What's the difference between lobsters and crabs?

I don't lobsters!

What do you get if you steamroll a crab and a Korean at the same time?

A crustacean :D :D

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How do crabs get out of hospitals?

On crotches.

How are Lindsay Lohan and the Note 7 alike?

The both leave your crotch on fire