How do crabs get out of hospitals?

On crotches.

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Why did the crab jump out of the water?

Because the SeaWeed..

Why did the marriage between the crab and the shrimp end in a divorce?

Because they were both too Shellfish.

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How are Lindsay Lohan and the Note 7 alike?

The both leave your crotch on fire

Why did Jon Snow buy an athletic cup?

For the crotch.