What body of water is used for writing?

The Apostrosea.

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What do you call it when a plant used TV Tropes?

A TV Tropism.

Why did the pet owner get upset with his parrot?

because he was using too much fowl language

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What's the difference between a special needs worker and a gardener?

One of them has to water their vegetables

Why do some race drivers hate wet tracks?

Because the water is a distraction.

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What rhymes with California?

Every Red Hot Chili Peppers song writing session ever

What's the best thing about twenty-two year olds?

There's twenty of them. It's better said then written.

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Where's the best place to hide a body in texas?

Oops. Wrong subreddit!

Why is the most intelligent part of your body so intelligent?

A: Because it nose.