What body of water is used for writing?

The Apostrosea.

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Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg?

Because he always uses a razor.

What does a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common?

They both can be used to carry vegetables....

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What is the difference between ice and dry ice ?

Dry ice lacks of water.

Where do man-splainers get their water?

From a well, actually...

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Why isn't the guy who wrote "Danger Zone" and the Saved by the Bell theme very active on social media?

He forgot his Loggins

Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

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Who left these bodies here?

Get them back inside the camp!"

What body part never seems to win?

The feet.