Who has more testicles?

contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

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Who's winning Went to visit my Granddad. He was watching a basketball game. "What's the score Gramps?

92 to 86." "Who's winning " I asked. "92"

What did Charlie Sheen say when he won the Tour de France?

Schwinning!

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How did the little boy save the catholic priest's life?

He found a lump on his testicle.

How do you tell if someone is ticklish?

Testicles.

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What's the hardest part about winning crossfit?

Being 5 foot 6

Why were Star Wars Episodes 4, 5, and 6 released before 1, 2, and 3?

Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.

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What is your secret weapon against terrorists?

We simply reply......Chuck Norris

How did Chuck Norris solve the dwindling oil reserves problem?

Ctrl - C, Ctrl - V

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What do you call a skeleton with blonde hair in a closet?

Last year's winner of the blonde "hide and go seek" contest

What's your best mattress joke?

Trying to win a new mattress in a contest and I need a clean mattress joke to win (dumb, I know)