Where can you buy a 3 headed flying purple camel with 74 noses?

Ebay.

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What time do dentists fly airplanes?

Tooth Hurty (2:30)

What do you call an egg from outer space?

An unidentified flying omelet!

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What is amnesia?

Is it: A) memory loss A) memory loss Or 3) The Battle of Hastings

What did 2 say to 3 about 6?

Oh don't mind him, he's just the product of our times!

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When does a dyslexic person know they've bought the wrong SUV?

When they're in Denali.

Why the hell did you buy a buffalo?

Me: I'd rather have a buffalo and not need it than need a buffalo and not have it.

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Where can you buy a 3 headed flying purple camel with 74 noses?

Ebay.

What's the difference between a proclamation from the Vatican and a mail-order husband from ebay?

One's a papal mandate and the other's a paypal man-date.

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What is 74 to a blonde?

A: 69 plus VAT

Where can you buy a 3 headed flying purple camel with 74 noses?

Ebay.