Where can you buy a 3 headed flying purple camel with 74 noses?

Ebay.

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What does a turkey do when he flies upside down?

A: He gobbles up.

Why don't they let Italians swim in Long Island Sound?

If you know that one, try this one: Why do seagulls fly to the dump

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What did (x) say to (x)?

A: (Rude slang) Examples: What did the catterpillar say to the leaf ;3 "F*** you"

What are the 3 rings involved in marriage?

1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering

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What do aliens use to buy their coffee?

starbucks

Where does the CIA buy its groceries?

Whole Foods

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How many livers do people have?

I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.

What's the difference between a proclamation from the Vatican and a mail-order husband from ebay?

One's a papal mandate and the other's a paypal man-date.

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Where can you buy a 3 headed flying purple camel with 74 noses?

Ebay.

What is 74 to a blonde?

A: 69 plus VAT