Where can you buy a 3 headed flying purple camel with 74 noses?

Ebay.

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Why do moths fly with their legs spread?

Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?

Where do rabbits learn to fly?

The Hare Force

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What do you call 3 agnostics sitting at a bar?

I don't know.

What is 1 + 1?

3 if you don't use protection.

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How do you sell a chicken to a deaf man?

pause....) WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN??!! (SHOUTING)

Why do people buy expensive rims?

they're investing in wheel estate.

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What's the difference between a proclamation from the Vatican and a mail-order husband from ebay?

One's a papal mandate and the other's a paypal man-date.

What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

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What is 74 to a blonde?

A: 69 plus VAT

Where can you buy a 3 headed flying purple camel with 74 noses?

Ebay.