Where can you buy a 3 headed flying pur...

What did the shirt say to the pants zipper?

Your so fly man

What's the difference between a school of children and a terrorist camp?

I don't know, I just fly the drone Edit/apology: My friend said this to me, I thought I should share with you all, he said that I could post it here. 5 minutes later he told me he found it on reddit.... I'm sorry all.

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How much is half of 8?

Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!

What's the scariest 3 letter acronym for a soldier in Afghanistan with a 15 year old daughter at home?

IUD

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How does Moses get his coffee?

He buys it from Starbucks...

Where do you buy a Walrus?

WalMart!

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Where can you buy a 3 headed flying purple camel with 74 noses?

Ebay.

How many livers do people have?

I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.

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Where can you buy a 3 headed flying purple camel with 74 noses?

Ebay.

What is 74 to a blonde?

A: 69 plus VAT