Where can you buy a 3 headed flying purple camel with 74 noses?

Ebay.

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What does it mean when you see a flag flying at half-mast outside of a mostly white high school?

They're hiring.

Why does the Pope kiss the ground when he gets off his plane?

You would too if you had to fly Alitalia.

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How many Sayians does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But it'll take 3 episodes, and Krillin dies.

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You can only fit 3 fingers in a can of Copenhagen.

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Why did the pervert buy 16.5 pints of salsa?

2 gals 1 cup(http://www.reddit.com/r/Canning/comments/yyhsp/my20triptothelocallatinmarketnetted165/)

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You buy it per-tater

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Why didnt Craig buy Anne Franks shoes on Ebay for 2000$ ?

They were Holo-costly

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One's a papal mandate and the other's a paypal man-date.

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Where can you buy a 3 headed flying purple camel with 74 noses?

Ebay.

What is 74 to a blonde?

A: 69 plus VAT