What do you get if you squash a house?

A flat.

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House Jokes More House Jokes

What colour did Matthew McConaughey want his house to be painted?

All white, all white, all white.

How many Brits does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None. They just move out of the house.

Squash Jokes More Squash Jokes

What was the pumpkin’s favorite sport?

Squash.

What's the difference between squash and zucchini?

You can't zucchini bugs! A family-friendly take on the age old "jam VS jelly" joke.