What do you get if you squash a house?

A flat.

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Who are you & what are you doing in my house?

Long story short, it was his house & his wife is mad

What do you call it when the Speaker of the House is angry?

A raging Boehner.

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What did the Zucchini say when it got stepped on?

squash*

What do monsters play when they are in the bus?

Squash.