What do you get if you squash a house?

A flat.

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What do you call it when the Speaker of the House is angry?

A raging Boehner.

Why didn't Edward leave his house?

Because he was Snowden.

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What was the pumpkin’s favorite sport?

Squash.

What do you get if you squash a house?

A flat.