What was Rudolph's nickname?

Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.

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Why doesn't Thor of the insect world use a hammer?

He's already got a Thor Axe.

Why didn't the doctor use Twitter to tell the patient that he had a deadly disease?

Because the condition was untweetable.

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How to scare parents?

Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."

When your kid asks you (daddy is it time to go crazy?

you don't know what to say until you wife reply's (idk go ask you dad.) what do you say My little joke

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Why did Leonardo Di Caprio laugh at the Oscar joke?

He finally got it!

Why did the Chihuahua laugh?

The cow jumped over the moon.

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How do you shoot a unique deer?

You-neak up on it and shoot it. Credit: Grandpa Clifford

Why is Karl Marx credited in so many movies?

OC) Because he wrote the Rom-Communist Manifesto.

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What did the dumb blonde say when told that "Scheherezade" was composed by Rimsky-Korsakov ?

A: "Why'd his mom choose to call him Rimsky of all names !! "

Why don't you try calling them names too?

Steve: "I can't, they're so beautiful"

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Why did Kim Jong-il die a week before December 25th?

Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.

What did Pinocchio say to Rudolph when he asked him what he asked for Christmas?

Quit being nosey.