What was Rudolph's nickname?

Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.

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What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a tree?

Camembert!

How do you find white shirts on the Internet?

Use a starch engine.

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What do you call a noisy Chinese dog?

How-Ling (my dad wanted me to post this)

Who was that coughing in the background?

Me : Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss

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What do you call a laughing motorcycle?

A Yamahahahaha.

What does /r/funny and /r/jokes have in common?

I laugh at neither of them.

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What did one orphan said to the other?

Robin, get in the batmobile! (credits to )

What do you call a corn cob on a track team?

A maize runner. Credit goes to my girlfriend.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch?

Names!

What do you call someone with one arm and no legs?

Names

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What did Pinocchio say to Rudolph when he asked him what he asked for Christmas?

Quit being nosey.

Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...