What was Rudolph's nickname?

Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.

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Who uses a Rubik's Fleshlight?

Incubators.

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Star Bucks.

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What's the difference between my bike and your mom?

Your dad doesn't watch when I ride my bike.

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If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy

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What do you call chocolate eggnog?

Nignog. Eh I laughed.

Why are homeless people always laughing?

Because they crack themselves up!

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How is Game of Thrones going to end?

With fade out and to credits.

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Sorry, still calling you Bruce! I found this on Facebook somewhere; I dunno who to get credit to.

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What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no limbs?

Names.

What do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch?

Names! -Bo Burnham

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Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

Why did Kim Jong-il die a week before December 25th?

Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.