Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...
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Quit being nosey.
Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.
Rudolph's red hose rain gear...
Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.
In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.
Mom: It's a private caller. Dad: Don't answer that. We only pick up for ranks Lieutenant Caller and higher.
All that backstabbing was too much for him.
He kept getting nailed to the boards.
Amelia a package last week - did you get it !
You can throw your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you around for two weeks afterward
Bonos.
Because when they shouted "GET DOWN!" they all started dancing.
It went to Detroit.
The other one answers: -Oh fifty dollars, like everybody else, why
Just ask them to read this word: unionized.
Berry Christmas!
Because there's no L.
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Because it was pi-rated.