Rudolph Jokes

Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

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What did Pinocchio say to Rudolph when he asked him what he asked for Christmas?

Quit being nosey.

What was Rudolph's nickname?

Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.

What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?

Rudolph's red hose rain gear...

Why did Kim Jong-il die a week before December 25th?

Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.

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What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?

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How would you get four reindeer in a car?

Two in the front and two in the back! And how do you get four polar bears in a car Take the reindeer out first

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What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?

He turns off the PlayStation.

Why did the coach prohibit the blonde from giving any bj's to the team?

The guys complained about the blow-dryer being too hot ...

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Why did Raggedy Anne get kicked out of the toybox?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming "Lie to me! Lie to me!!!"

Why did raggedy Ann get kicked out of the toy box?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming "LIE TO ME"!

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What would you call an additional day added to the week?

Sumday

What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day ?

After a week he was spotless !

Receive Jokes More Receive Jokes

What do poor countries already have but also receive?

AID...S

What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?

Gee, I'll never part with it!

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How do Muslims laugh?

Muahahahamed Note: I don't have any prejudices against Islamic people.

Why do mountains make people laugh?

Because they're hill-areas!

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Why is Karl Marx credited in so many movies?

OC) Because he wrote the Rom-Communist Manifesto.

What's Hillary's favorite pizza place?

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Name Jokes More Name Jokes

What do you call a kid with no arms and legs and severe Down syndrome?

Names

How did she tell them apart?

She looked at their last names...