Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...
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Quit being nosey.
Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.
Rudolph's red hose rain gear...
Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.
He kept getting nailed to the boards.
He had only one pupil.
Santa would never free an elf.
OH OH NO!
If you conceive something, they can execute it.
Because, Brigadier General asked him to debrief his team.
The reindeer
The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."
Ask them to pronounce "hires"
Because they Marry Christmas!
Ince pies!
Little Seizures Edit: credit to Joe Biggs rambobiggs
Dam it.
Time dilution.
