How does Snoop Dogg prepare for Christmas?

he raps his presents

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

What do you call presents after you've opened them?

Pasts

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What does deaf, mute and blind person get for christmas?

Cancer

What do you call someone who loves Christmas but doubts the existence of God?

Eggnog-stic.

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Why did Snoop Dogg go to the store before he sculpted his statue?

Fo' chisel.

What do you call a dog with 2 legs?

Snoop Dogg.

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How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin

How does Snoop Dogg prepare for Christmas?

he raps his presents

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Why can't rappers rap about nice things?

YEAH GIRL I'm GOING TO TAKE OFF ALL YOUR CLOTHS AND ....... Give them to a homeless guy because he's cold

What does the rapping shepard sing to his flock?

Ewe, crank that soldier boy!