How does Snoop Dogg prepare for Christmas?

he raps his presents

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How do you like your new teacher ?

Son: I don't. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn't give me one !

What, How is that possible!?

Vader: I felt your presents. Luke: NOOOOOOO

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What's the difference between a Christmas star and a bad pickling job?

One brightly shines...

What did Adam say to Eve on Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

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What does Snoop Dogg do when he forgets to put on oven mitts?

He drops it like it's hot.

What would you call the Fantastic Four if Snoop Dogg joined the team?

The High Five

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When you ask me a question, would you prefer the blank stare or the eye roll as a response?

I like to be prepared.

How does Snoop Dogg prepare for Christmas?

he raps his presents

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What did the priest have to say?

He said you have to stop rapping over the choir."

What do you call a feminist that raps about women's rights?

Feminem