How does Snoop Dogg prepare for Christmas?

he raps his presents

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What will Tesla build this christmas to help santa deliver presents?

An elf driving car

How do you know when Santa Claus is nearby ?

You can feel his presents ...

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What did the orphan get for Christmas?

A family.

Whats you favorite Christmas joke?

I know this is an unorthodox post, but, I would love to hear your favorites!

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Why did Snoop Dogg lose control of his Pontiac?

The drizzle

How do you make a Snoop Dogg martini?

One part Seagrams gin, one part cotton gin.

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How's college supposed to prepare you for the real world?

All it does is make you tired and stressed out and anxious and nevermind I get it.

Why people cry during the weddings?

they are preparing for whats coming afterwards

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Why can't rappers rap about nice things?

YEAH GIRL I'm GOING TO TAKE OFF ALL YOUR CLOTHS AND ....... Give them to a homeless guy because he's cold

What does the rapping shepard sing to his flock?

Ewe, crank that soldier boy!