What is brown and sticky?

Michael J Fox opening a can of coke

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What do you do when you see Michael J. Fox in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry.

What do you get when you cast Michael J. Fox as Walter White?

Shaking Bad.

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What do you call a coked-up Iron Man?

Steel Man.

What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of Coke?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window

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What did the mayonnaise say to the man opening the fridge door?

Don't look. I'm dressing."

Who's there ! Belle ! Belle who ?

Belle-t up and open this door !