What is brown and sticky?

Michael J Fox opening a can of coke

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What kind of jacket would Michael J. Fox wear if he was black?

OC A parka, son.

What do you do when you see Michael J. Fox in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry.

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How do you make an elephant float?

A can of coke, a scoop of vanilla ice cream, and an elephant.

What is the captain of the starship enterprise's favorite drink?

Picardi and coke

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Who's there ! Belle ! Belle who ?

Belle-t up and open this door !

Who's there ! Alexia ! Alexia who ?

Alexia again to open this door !