5-Year-Old: Empathy! I don't even know what it means! Me- I know how you feel.
Your girlfriend has to chew before she swallows.
When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the clerk replies, "okay, Go ahead."
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A little stiff.
Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!
Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0
Somebody shot her.
A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)
