What's your favorite word?

5-Year-Old: Empathy! I don't even know what it means! Me- I know how you feel.

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Why wouldn't you ask the zebra for music advice?

Because he only knows about The White Stripes.

What's the difference between a School and an ISIS training ground?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone

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What did the picture say to the Judge?

I WAS FRAMED! I just now made that up. I feel good about this one! Skip

Which drink makes a Gorilla feel tipsy?

An ape-ricot sour!

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Whatya doin?

Me: I fixed the toilet so I'm adding Potty Fixer to my resume W: You mean Plumber M: DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSE SCIENTIST

What do you mean you were really drunk?

I already changed my Facebook relationship status for you.

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What do you call a 5 year old's knees?

Kidneys! Ha! I'll be here all week folks.

What's your favorite word?

5-Year-Old: Empathy! I don't even know what it means! Me- I know how you feel.