What do you call a sleepy relative of a paper towel?

A napkin.

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What do you call a sleepy relative of a paper towel?

A napkin.

What was so special about Bounty's new line of paper towels?

nothing they were tearable.

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What do you call a tissue that is sleeping?

A napkin

What do you call a sleepy Tumblr user?

Napkin.