What do you call a sleepy relative of a paper towel?

A napkin.

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What was so special about Bounty's new line of paper towels?

nothing they were tearable.

What do paper towels call their family?

NapKIN

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What if I draw a peanut on her napkin?

Wife: Please go wait in the car

What will you call a person who sleeps next to a close relative?

A) NapKin